St. Patrick’s Day.

I have posted this before, but I thought it was relevant enough to drag it out of the past.  Have a Jameson for me. Or rather, have one with me, since I’m drinking Jameson. Cheers,

Saints don’t drink.

At least,

they don’t drink whiskey.


They subside on holy water,

cheap worship

and bullshit.


Maybe I’m just bitter

I don’t like today

It seems all wrong

But then again

I don’t like most

alcoholic holidays.


Except for Tuesdays 

where I worship

the Saints of cigarettes

and six packs

and nobody wears stupid hats.

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