St. Patrick’s Day

Saints don’t drink.

at least,

they don’t drink whiskey


They subside on holy water


and bullshit


Maybe I’m just bitter

I don’t like today

It seems all wrong


But then again

I don’t like most

alcoholic holidays


Except for Tuesdays

where I worship the

the saints

of cigarettes and six packs

and nobody wears stupid hats.

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